November 2010
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Breath.
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October 2010
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The Egg
By: Andy Weir
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked....
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The WebBot Says...
November 8-11, 2010 - The web bot warns of a big tipping point, possibly a stock market crash or financial meltdown of some sorts.
Major catastrophe in 2012 - The Web Bot has gained most of its notoriety for contributing to the 2012 phenomenon by predicting that a cataclysm will devastate the planet in the year 2012, possibly a reversing of Earth’s magnetic poles or a small series of...
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10 (failed) predictions for the End of The World
With the upcoming disaster film “2012” and the current hype about Mayan calendars and doomsday predictions, it seems like a good time to put such notions in context.
Most prophets of doom come from a religious perspective, though the secular crowd has caused its share of scares as well. One thing the doomsday scenarios tend to share in common: They don’t come to pass.
Here are...
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Ame on Reincarnation
Right now, I belive that…
the people in life that are wiser are the souls who have lived many lives. The less mature people are the one’s that have seen less of life.
That is why there are often 10 year olds who are much wiser and weathered than 90 year olds.
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Ame on Afterlife
Right Now I belive…
That there is no Heaven. That there is no Hell. And I do not believe in the tradition sense of Purgatory.
I believe that Hell is just a way to scare people into conforming. And Heaven is just another “safty blanket” because most people are afraid to die.
When one dies I believe that their essence (soul) simply exists and can flit between our world and an inbetween....
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“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I only have photographs of her. “
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If your wife came in a box im pretty sure she wouldnt come with a vaccume and a feather duster. “The Wifey In A Box Tee in Black is made from 100% cotton, and features a screen print of the kind of thing you would definitely pick up off the rack—the Wifey comes with a vacuum cleaner, two bottles of vino, a feather duster, and a fine …wifey to be at your every need. Cop...
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Is there a such thing as a “correct” or “appropriate” response?
June 2010
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http://dfizzy.com/?page=inspiration →
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May 2010
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“When I born, I black..
When I grow up, I black..
When I go in Sun, I black.....”
– Unknown African Kid (The poem was nominated by the UN, as the best poem of 2006) (via notsogoodwithwords) (via gangstaalovin)
April 2010
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“Need any help with that?
Translation: What’s taking so long?”
-From Cheeperthanacupofjoe
Personally for girls i think it means “What’s taking so long?” and for guys it means “Wanna see how manly I am?!”
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A Collection of cool things I would like to... →
So I was walking down the street, headphones a-blastin, and all of a sudden my dunks were bouncing of clouds, they lifted off that nasty snow slush and I was coasting through the air, head nodding the sun who gave me a thumbs-up as I passed by. My dunks bounced me higher and higher, then they…
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March 2010
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“Light travels faster than sound, which explains why some people appear bright...”
– (via cheaperthanacupofjoe)
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You’re the rock to my reality,
the everything to my sanity,
and my belief in love.
“Roses like you’re gone so soon,
Wish my heart could catch with you.”
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"You Naughty Vixen"
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A “date me ad” I found on craigslist, very funny tho I decline to comment of how I feel about the actual message.
“I hear from my female friends about how they don’t want to be seen as a slut. Seriously, some of you have nightmares about it and need to seek counseling. I have some idea where this comes from. This is a society founded by prudes (excuse me, Puritans) and we...
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