If your wife came in a box im pretty sure she wouldnt come with a vaccume and a feather duster.

“The Wifey In A Box Tee in Black is made from 100% cotton, and features a
screen print of the kind of thing you would definitely pick up off the
rack—the Wifey comes with a vacuum cleaner, two bottles of vino, a
feather duster, and a fine …wifey to be at your every need. Cop this
before supplies run out!”
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